I'm gonna start blogging. I will post things like: mottos, slogans, suggestions, reviews, criticisms, jokes, finger-points, song/story ideas, stories, pictures of women that are attractive, pictures of men that are unattractive, political humor (NOT!), how-to guides, and whatever else pops up in this blogger's head.
The other day I thought to myself "sometimes the world feels like a pissing contest and its like i have a bladder infection". I said this around my roommate Will, to see what the reaction would be. The reaction was not good. He got silent for a second and then started a new conversation. He kind of made a "eww, bad smell face" but a real subtle one. I think I learned a lot.
I'm about to watch a documentary about Abu Graib. The other day my co-worker was doing a crossword puzzle and the questions was about Apu from the Simpsons, and the answer was "octuplet". What do you call the burial site of that particular simpsons character? APU GRAVE
so, really, this is just going to be a wasteland of bad jokes
Dave Chappelle is a funny guy. I watched his Inside the Actor Studio today. It made me want to be funnier, blacker and more of a laid back cigarette smoker.
When I came to college, I really liked John Cusack. He had a steady stream of successes as an adult actor by working on some good movies like Thin Red Line, Being John Malkovich, Cradle Will Rock, etc. Since then, this is what he has put out:
Igor (2008) (voice) .... Igor
War, Inc. (2008) .... Brand Hauser
Summerhood (2008) (uncredited) .... Narrator
Martian Child (2007) .... David
1408 (2007) .... Mike Enslin
Grace Is Gone (2007) .... Stanley Philipps
The Contract (2006/I) .... Ray
The Ice Harvest (2005) .... Charlie
Must Love Dogs (2005) .... Jake
Runaway Jury (2003) .... Nicholas Easter
Identity (2003) .... Ed
Max (2002/I) .... Max Rothman
Serendipity (2001) .... Jonathan Trager
America's Sweethearts (2001) .... Eddie Thomas
John Cusack, you lost it man!
Squirrels are funnier than you!
